Wake Up, Barry....Song Parody! (October 10, 2012)

A song parody to lighten things up, this one to the tune of the Rod Stewart and the Faces classic, "Maggie May."

Wake up, Barry, I think I’ve got something to say to you

It’s mid-October and Romney just made you look like a fool

I hate to bring you the news, but you just might really lose

Obama you could have tried, a bit more

You and the Mitt-man reversed your roles, and you lost your lead in the polls

You mailed it in and that’s what really hurts

The morning joes got into your face with a brand new page

And that should worry you, man, ‘cause you could blow everything

You passed on Romney’s Big Hoax, you didn’t crack any good jokes

Obama you could have tried, a bit more

You and the Mitt-man reversed your roles, and you lost your lead in the polls

You mailed it in and that’s a pain Ax can do without

All we needed was a jab or two to hold the lead

But you turned into a zombie and

Mother what a zombie you just zoned out

All you did was wreck your cred

And let Dave Gergen kick you in the head

Obama you could have tried, a bit more

You and the Mitt-man reversed you roles, and you lost your lead in the polls

You mailed it in and couldn't have done much worse

I propose that you collect your wits and do some debate prep

And show a little fire, get that bounce back in your struttin’ step

Or find yourself a new debate coach… that knows how to encroach

Obama I wish you hadn’t lost first place

You made a first-class fool out of you

Made Mitt look like Abe Lincoln, too

But get on track, ‘cause you must win anyway

Barry I wish you’d never lost first place

You’ll get back on top, I know…one of these days….