(I Can't Win On) Immigration (July 4, 2012)

Happy 4th of July!  I haven't done a song on immigration yet, so that seems topical.  Here is Mitt's lament, to the tune of the Stones' "(I Can't get No) Satisfaction"...

 

I can't win on… immigration
I can't win on… immigration
So I bob, and I weave, but I can't make it leave

I can't win on…oh no no no

I'm talkin' at some town hall
And Obama comes on the radio
He's makin' an executive call
Gonna stop that deportation
I'm gettin' killed on immigration
I can't win on…oh no no no
They can't stay, that's what I say

I can't win on… immigration
I can't win on… immigration
So I bob, and I weave, but I can't make it leave

I can't win on…oh no no no

Well I'm watchin' NBC
And Chuck Todd comes on to tell me
How white my votes will be
But that won't be enough 'cause Latinos vote
For Democrats, not me
I can't get no, oh no no no
They can't stay, that's what I say

I can't win on… immigration
I can't win on… immigration
So I bob, and I weave, but I can't make it leave

I can't win on…oh no no no

When I'm in Latino states
And I want to say I'm pro-Dream Act
But I dissed it in those debates
And baby baby Obama's havin' a great week
And Roberts kept up his winning streak
I can't win on, oh no, no, no
They can't stay, that's what I say

I can't win on, I can't win on
I can't win on….immigration
Darn immigration, that immigration